I find this pretty gross: Octodogs Octodogs. Why Octodogs?
The Octodog brings fun to an ordinary hotdog and meal, watch how many interesting and unique ways children can find to eat Octodogs. Remember to get out the camera! Your photos can be used to win prizes in upcoming Octodog Contests! […] The hotdog is among the top ten items found in many lists concerning choking occurrences in young children. Pediatricians recommend slicing a hotdog linearly. The method of slicing a hotdog linearly can reduce the chances of choking during consumption. A sliced hotdog is a safer way to serve hotdogs to children. Octodogs are not only fun, but may be a safer way to serve hotdogs. […] Surprise your guests serve Octodogs! [sic]