31 August 2005

In Other Fake News News

I get my news mainly from five sources:

  1. The Daily Show
  2. The Onion
  3. The Today Show
  4. The Washington Post’s Express
  5. Hearsay from various weblogs

Of those, the first two are “fake news” sources, and the third really only counts as maybe 50% real news. When I read the Express (usually when I’m not reading a novel), I read most of it, but often I’ll do the Su Do Ku first and then not have time for anything else. Weblogs are pretty good at linking to certain stories, but I’ll often miss out on a swath of news relating to topics that those writers just don’t care about. So if you really look at it, my primary source of news comes from comedy writers. And I’m pretty much okay with that.

On the topic of fake news, The Onion just redesigned, and I like it. I’m not sure I love it, but I hated their old layout and thought it was much worse from the one they had had before. Khoi Vinh’s written up a litlte piece about the design work. At first I was very worried they had gotten rid of my absolute favorite part, which are the little headlines that don’t have articles that ran down the side. Often enough an Onion headline is the funniest part of an article, so these were always like little bonuses. I looks like they’ve just moved them down the page some under the “From the Print Edition” header. As discovered elsewhere, this section of the paper featured, about a month ago, what I think may just be the paragon of internet humor. It manages to combine farce, photoshopping, and the web’s strange fixation on posting pictures of cats: “War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General”.

Genie Grants Scalia Strict Constructionist Interpretation Of Wish

Sometimes satire captures one’s feelings on a topic quite nicely:

Genie Grants Scalia Strict Constructionist Interpretation Of Wish

WASHINGTON, DC—A genie freed from a battered oil lamp by Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia granted the conservative jurist a strict constructionist interpretation of his wish for “a hundred billion bucks” Monday. Sim sim salabim! Your wish is my command! the genie proclaimed amid flashes of light and purple smoke, immediately filling the Supreme Court building with a massive herd of wild male antelopes. When Justice Scalia complained that the “bucks” had razed the U.S. Supreme Court building, trampling and killing several of his clerks and bringing traffic in the nation’s capital to a standstill for hours, the genie said, Your honor, your wish is a sacred and unalterable document whose interpretation is not subject to the whims of society and changing social context.

It’s not that I don’t think we should try to stick to the Founders’ vision, it’s that there’s more to it than just the exact words in the document. You can’t just read the words on the page and pretend they’re all there is. Without context, both of the reason behind a law’s intent and the way its presence or absence has an affect on the world today, you simply can’t have a reasonable rule of law. For what it’s worth, the same goes for the Bible. Some of the words in there simply don’t make sense if you don’t know what they’re talking about, so you can’t just get what you need to know from the words themselves. Of course, this makes things rather complicated, but so if life.

30 August 2005

Goovite: Easy Online Invites

Goovite: Easy Online Invites

At first I thought that Evite really fit my online invitation needs, but then I saw that the logo was by Sam Brown (explodingdog).

Reinventing Radio: On Phonetags... (plasticbag.org)

Reinventing Radio: On Phonetags… (plasticbag.org)

Interesting concept for booking marking a song you hear on the radio using text messaging so you can go back later and figure out who it was by, browse by similarly-tagged songs, etc.

29 August 2005

How Do I Configure iChat for Google Talk?

How do I configure iChat for Google Talk?

Info from the Google Help Center. Really I kind of like this approach better than using their own client (if a Mac version existed). I like having one chat client to rule them all.

A Review of Joss Whedon's "Serenity"... (plasticbag.org)

A review of Joss Whedon’s “Serenity”… (plasticbag.org)

“if you like adventure films, character-driven drama, sci-fi or just have any desire to watch something intelligent, exciting and funny, then I thoroughly recommend that you watch it too. It’s as good a film as the Lord of the Rings films at their best. A

Hamster Sudoku

hamster sudoku

Play Sudoku using photos from any Flickr tag or user instead of numbers

25 August 2005

Yesterday's TiVo Investor Call

Yesterday’s TiVo investor call

Finally posted a profit. Pairing with cable companies and giving away free boxes are things they should have been doing all along. Good to hear they’re on it now.

Sin City: Spoilers Podcast

Sin City: Spoilers Podcast

Amateur commentary for Sin City that you can play alongside the DVD, which has no commentary track because they rush movies into homes too fast nowadays.

Bender Casemod

bender casemod

Casemod looks like Bender and says catchphrases.

Use Gmail to Send Mail From Other Addresses

Use Gmail to Send Mail From Other Addresses

You can now set Gmail up to send out email from another account, if you need to.

Bones Reveal First Shoe-Wearers

Bones reveal first shoe-wearers

When humans started wearing shoes, our littler toes got weaker. Looking at a skeleton’s toes tells you then its civilization started wearing shoes.

Google Blog: "Sign up for Gmail"

Google Blog: “Sign up for Gmail”

Interesting. Gmail is now open without invitations, but you need a cell phone to sign up as their way of verifying your identity.

TrackBack: A Tragedy in Three Acts

TrackBack: A Tragedy in Three Acts

Oh the geeky hilarity!

24 August 2005

Beastie Boys Vocal Tracks

Beastie Boys Vocal Tracks

Official a capella tracks of Beastie Boys songs, for your remixing pleasure. A new one each week.

23 August 2005

Zero Sum Clips

I seem to be taking in more paperclips than I’m sending out. This bothers me.

A List Apart

A List Apart

New design for A List Apart, with some new articles for the web-minded.

19 August 2005

Daily Show Interview with Steve Carell

If you didn’t see it Monday night, The Daily Show’s interview with Steve Carell was hilarious. One of the best uses of the awkward silence I’ve ever seen. (A little backstory: Carell was a correspondent on the show for years before leaving to do movies.)

17 August 2005

A Mostly Self-Serving Post About This Weblog and the Tools I Use to Write It That You Probably Won't Care About

It’s been a few weeks now since I’ve moved my page back to TypePad from Movable Type. The 3.2 version of Movable Type seems to be really cool, but I’m kind of glad that I got away when I did lest I suffer even more temtation to tinker. That’s the difference, really, between the two services. Movable Type is customizable to suit almost any need you can find for it. TypePad’s a little more focused. While I like having a weblog that’s tooled to do exactly what I want it to do, I really just don’t want to make it a priority to do all the tooling that the temptation invites. TypePad gives me most of what I want, and at the moment that’s exactly what I’m in the market for. Also I like working within some constrictions. It really makes me be creative when I want to do something that isn’t quite provided by the package.

So, ta-da, here’s the site on TypePad (but you already knew that). I might play around with the visuals a bit, but, as outlined above, this standard look is pretty good. Instead of cramming everything into TypePad I’ve decided to make use of a bunch of great tools that already do what I want to do better than I could hope for. Links are handled by del.icio.us, and photos by Flickr. The XML feed is coming from FeedBurner. If you know what any of that stuff is, I’m sure it sounds like I’m just spouting off the generic list of trendy web things cool people know about, but they really are nifty services.

Anyway, pretty much I’m happy with the tools I use to put this site together for the few dozen who are nice enough to read it. There are two small things, though, that I wish TypePad supported out of the box:

  1. Markdown formatting. Once you learn Markdown, you realize how cumbersome straight HTML is to write. Markdown lets you write in a format you can actually re-read when you’re proofing. When I’m writing a post from home, I use MarsEdit and then convert the text from Markdown to HTML using HumaneText.service. On the road, I use this dingus. I’d love to be able to just write and have TypePad do the translation. I can’t be hard for them to work it in, considering the plug-in version for Movable Type works perfectly, but I’m just not sure they know that the interest is there. (Oh, and SmaryPants, too).
  2. FeedBurner support. Not as crucial, but considering Six Apart uses the service for all their own feeds, it’d be nice to have it standard as an option in TypePad. Sure, it’s easy use Advanced Templates to add the FeedBurner link in one’s head, but if I didn’t have to use Advanced Templating for that I’d love to stick to their wonderful standard stuff. Also, I’m still requiring TypeKey authentication of my commenters. I’m sure this is a slight barrier to you, but it saves me from spending lots of time deleting comments that contain nothing but links to adult sites and online casinos. Accounts are free and signup is quick.

Okay, if you’re still reading: flying cats!

Metro Arts and Architecture

Metro Arts and Architecture

Neat piece on the art and architecture of subway stations.

Boing Boing: Pornos rot slower than other magazines

Boing Boing: Pornos rot slower than other magazines

The need for lots of high gloss pages means that Playboy outlasts Newsweek in the landfill.

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory

Ah reductio ad absurdum, my old friend.

12 August 2005

Wake Me Up

Green Day’s video for “Wake Me Up When September Ends” is pretty damn powerful. It gives an honest look at how hard the real, actual big decisions and consequences in life can be. It’s not trying to say that the war is right or wrong, or really anything about the war, but about the people in all wars and one slice of what they go through. My feelings about where this country should be fighting its wars are one thing, but my feelings of respect and sorrow for the people who do the fighting while I’m playing video games are profoundly stronger. In another wold I can easily see myself in that role, and though I wouldn’t say that regret is the right word for my feelings about not ever serving, it does put lots of things that I do into perspective.

Parents 'ignore game age ratings'

Parents ‘ignore game age ratings’

I have too much to say about this to fit it into a small text field, but you can probably figure it all out. Key thoughts: don’t ruin my games, I’m an adult. Be accountable for your parenting decisions.

Ebert's Most Hated

Ebert’s Most Hated

A collection of Ebert’s most hated films.

Quick thoughts about the Apple 'Mighty Mouse'... (plasticbag.org)

Quick thoughts about the Apple ‘Mighty Mouse’… (plasticbag.org)

I made a comment here you can read for my thoughts on it after a few days of use. (I like it a lot.)

09 August 2005

Sacrifice and OMAC

I’ve been wrestling with whether or not to go back and pick up the Superman Sacrifice arc that ran through the Superman titles and into Wonder Woman. I’ve been interested almost as much by the narrative feat of the Infinite Crisis countdown as I have been by the actual storylines. They’re trying to go big, and it seems like they’re succeeding, but the Sacrifice stunt kind of pisses me off with how remorseless it was.

To back up a moment, DC Comics is going to have a huge event called Infinite Crisis in the fall. Villains will be fought, characters may die, whatever, it’ll be big (or so they claim). They’be been building up to it all year by forshadowing events in various titles, and then launched four mini-series that will all in some way tie into the main storyline. In order to get the point across that the events in the mini-series titles really are important to the universe their characters in which their characters live, they’re also having lots of “tie-in” issues, where, say, Flash will encounter some villain from one of the other stories.

[Spoiler ahead]

So fine, tie-in issues get the point across. But they’re just supposed to tie in, not contain major plot points. The most recent issue of OMAC is basically impossible to read if you didn’t read the month’s Superman books. The main villain of the series dies in a seperate book! At the end of issue 3, Max Lord is alive. At the beginning of issue 4, he’s already been killed, and chaos is going on all around for no apparent reason.

Author Greg Rucka knows that wasn’t cool, and even apologized for it:

I want to say, before anything else that we tried very hard to build OMAC so that you weren’t obligated to buy anything else, and we failed. We really did. I’ll cop to it – I won’t lie about it. And we did it by playing dirty pool too – if you were buying The OMAC Project, you really need the Superman and Wonder Woman books to know what’s happening in issue #4 of the miniseries. If you don’t read them, it’s possible to understand them, but you don’t get the emotional resonance. That was a little bit of dirty pool, but we didn’t plan it out that way – we weren’t looking to spring this on people, but that’s the way it happened, and again, we’re sorry. So instead of a six issue miniseries, you get a ten issue miniseries, and I won’t fault any reader for not picking it up. I’d still suggest them though, because they’re a good story and worth reading, but I’d suggest, if nothing else, you pick up Wonder Woman #219 at the very least – call it issue OMAC #3.5 if you must, because it sets up the events of OMAC #4. So like I said, the narrative tricks are just as interesting to me as the story itself in many ways. OMAC is a story about Checkmate, Sasha, Max Lord, and Batman, yet as plotted much of the major action happens between Max Lord, Superman, and Wonder Woman. Do you pause the main plot to include the Superman stuff, and then pick up where you left off and have him not appear again, since his role is done? Well, no, you plot the story better so that it doesn’t all have to happen at once. For this whole Infinite Crisis event my main question has not been “what’s going to happen?”, but, “are they going to pull it off?” Well, here’s an example where I think they haven’t. They’re trying to tell a very large story using a set of seperate serial titles, and they blew it here. I’m not sure that the loss of the battle costs them the war, but there it is. Still, some of the way they went about it is interesting. Look at even just the covers, and see how the OMAC one includes the Wonder Woman one.

But the most pressing question for me at the moment is: do I go back and pick up Superman 219, Action Comics 829, Adventures of Superman 642 and Wonder Woman 219 so that I’ll know what’s going on, or do I skip them out of spite?

Google News Atom and RSS Feeds

Google News Atom and RSS Feeds

Pretty neat. You can subscribe to a term and get an entry whenever there’s news about it.

Atari Logo Evolution

Atari Logo Evolution

All sorts of Fujis.

The Pop vs. Soda Page

The Pop vs. Soda Page

Note that the “show all” map doesn’t mix colors, so in areas where more than one term is used, pop appears to win, but it doesn’t really.

08 August 2005

mezzoblue § Mac Zoom Trick

mezzoblue § Mac Zoom Trick

Handy tip on zooming small video on a Mac.

Lesser-Known Movie Prequels.

Lesser-Known Movie Prequels.

Ha.

05 August 2005

Geoff Johns | The A.V. Club

Geoff Johns | The A.V. Club

The Onion AV Club interview comic writer Geoff Johns

Brian K. Vaughan | The A.V. Club

Brian K. Vaughan | The A.V. Club

The Onion AV Club interview comic writer Brian K. Vaugn.

03 August 2005

Deluxe, with Tungsten

I got to order office supplies for today. I wasn’t happy with the ink flow of the Pilot Precise V5 Rolling Ball pens that I was using, so I’ve put in an order for some Sanford Uni-Ball Deluxe Rollerballs. They feature:

  • Reservoir feeding system ensures a smooth flow. The innovative cotton reservoir releases the right amount of ink with every stroke for skip-free, mess-free writing.
  • Fine point writing for clear, precise lines. Get as exacting as you like with a variety of fine point sizes to choose from. Ideal for precise, legible journal entries.
  • Stainless steel tip is built to last. Uni-Ball’s super-durable tip contains a hard tungsten carbide ball for perfect ink laydown every time!
  • Waterproof ink…for the long haul. Liquid ink is permanent and quick-drying to reduce smudges. Waterproof, fadeproof formula is safe for checks and valuable legal documents.
  • Nonrefillable.

Being a lefty I do sometimes have trouble finding pens that work well for me. Actually it probably has more to do with my writing angle or speed, but I’ve found the Sanford Uni-Balls to work well.

Demystifying Diet Coke(s)

Demystifying Diet Coke(s)

Hmm, Diet Coke is actually New Coke with aspartme.

02 August 2005

Mighty

I am possibly moments away from impule-buying Apple’s new Mighty Mouse. Sure, I’m a sucker for their Reality Distortion Field, but at the moment I have no trouble convincing myself that my current input device needs aren’t currently being met, and that this device will certainly bring me closer to enlighenment. Two concerns: I’ve grown used to back/forward mouse buttons, but the two side buttons on this one seem to be the same button. Secondly, I’m wondering why there’s no Bluetooth option. Maybe they just can’t get it to track well enough to be acceptable for discerning tastes?

Apple - Mighty Mouse

Apple - Mighty Mouse

Wow! A new mouse from Apple! I can’t stop using exclamation points!

Disk Averse

Disk Averse

James Surowiecki on how DVD is changing Hollywood.

Flickr Tag Clusters

Flickr Tag Clusters

See sets of photos with similar tags. Interesting.

Flickr: Explore Interesting Photos From the Last 24 Hours

Flickr: Explore interesting photos from the last 24 hours

Lots of cool stuff here.