I saw The Village tonight with Katherine and Gabriel. Here’s my recommendation: watch this trailer. Okay, now spend a few minutes imagining all the things that could happen in this movie. Imagine how scary it could be. How creepy those woods are. How cool the yellow and red colors look. Now stop. Don’t go see the movie. Just let it live in your mind as its potential. It’ll save you 108 minutes, $9.00, and a lot of disappointment.